Gerard Depardieu admits to drinking 14 bottles of wine a day. Well, maybe a little scotch and champagne thrown in for good measure, and actually, he does not drink 14 bottles every day. Just some days. Still, I am in awe of such prodigious consumption, and admire the wealth that can support such disciplined dissipation.
Incidentally, there is a book called The Red Wine Diet, by Roger Corder. I recommend it, if only for amusing bathroom reading. It will improve your mood, as you annoy your wife by hogging the claret.