Florida man to wed Time magazine’s 1982 Person of the Year

Well it was bound to happen. People have married themselves, as well as cat, dog, dolphin, horse, snake cow and goat so this was inevitable.

Chris Sevier, a man from Florida, believes he should be allowed to wed his Macbook.

Mr Sevier argues that if gays should be allowed to marry, then so should other sexual minorities.

Mr Sevier states he has fallen in love with a pornography laden computer.

“Over time, I began preferring sex with my computer over sex with real women,” he told a court in Florida.

This appears to be not a passing holiday romance, but a lifelong commitment.

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