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Starving African boy tells ““faux humanitarian posers” like Madonna to “go fuck herself”

Too good to be true? Internet hoax? A reality check for limousine socialist.

Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told Madonna, one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to go and f*** herself, the local media are reporting exclusively.
“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.
In further discussions with journalists from the media, the kid stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”
“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.
The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.
“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.

This link claims that the boy is 7-years old so the whole thing might be a hoax.

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  • john says:

    It could very well be an internet hoax… BUT… unlike OTHER internet hoaxes;(bigfoot videos, UFO pictures, phoney virus warnings ect) this may have some basis in reality.

    Think about it. You are a kid in an African village. You have a mom, a dad, friends you play with and adult aquaintences you like. Your life, while it is not wealthy and prosperous is familiar and comfortable.

    Then along comes some know-it-all, overbearing rich american with a gaggle of fawning journalists and photographers who look down their nose at your home and people you’ve known since birth. Then they wisk one of your friend’s brothers or sisters away to …”the *GOOD* life” as if your home isn’t good enough.

    Really, think about your own house or apartment in Canada. Would you want some rich dick bursting in uninvited and puttering around sneering at the “squalor”.

    Yes, I’d say that’s worth a “F**K You” or two.

    I also recently read news reports where some African governments are beginning to impose restrictions on these, so-called, “humanitarian” adoptions.

    Madonna is a stupid self centred bitch who hates men too much to have a child with a … you know… ACTUAL FATHER!! and is too old, decrepit and lazy to endure 9 months of pregnancy so she has to adopt. AND! she wants to feel good about herself so she adopts from one of those pooooooor, little brown nations so she can feel like a hero.

    Hey bitch! You buy a car. You DON”T BUY a kid!

    February 20, 2013 at 1:39 PM
  • Plantguy says:

    Very well spoken for a starving kid from a small African village. Isuspect that this is a scam

    February 20, 2013 at 2:00 PM
  • robins111 says:

    Absolutely, too delicious to be true… and if by small chance, it is, somebody needs to buy this kid a real good dinner, for a month or so.

    February 20, 2013 at 4:57 PM
  • Glendronach says:

    This appears to be the source of the hoax, where the child is only four years old: http://www.theglobaledition.com/4-year-old-african-kid-tells-madonna-to-go-fuck-herself/

    Still, a bang-on message, real or fake.

    February 20, 2013 at 7:42 PM

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